DOMESTIC HATSURRECTION™
This isn’t just a hat. It’s probable cause.
The DOMESTIC HATSURRECTION™ collection is where headwear meets headlines — and your forehead becomes a federal offense. Designed for patriots who know the real power is worn up top, these caps come pre-loaded with First Amendment energy and just enough brim curve to trigger surveillance.
Whether you're mowing the lawn like a legend, storming the local BBQ, or just minding your freedom at the grocery store — these lids don’t just block the sun… they block the nonsense.
⚠️ Side effects may include:
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Being followed in Whole Foods
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Going viral on TikTok without trying
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Strangers whispering, “He’s one of them…”
DOMESTIC HATSURRECTION™ —
Raise your hat. Raise your voice. Lower their tolerance.
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