IsItTrump | “My First Words Might Be…” Constitution Cutie™
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IsItTrump | “My First Words Might Be…” Constitution Cutie™
Start 'em young. If you’re raising a freedom-loving little firecracker, then this bodysuit is their first statement piece. The front reads “My First Words Might Be…” — and just wait until they roll over and reveal the full truth: “Let’s Go Brandon.”
It’s snarky. It’s bold. It’s 100% accurate.
Designed for parents who value truth over tantrums, this Constitution Cutie™ is part comfy cotton, part cultural commentary. Perfect for Sunday brunch with that one liberal aunt who thinks MSNBC is gospel.
Whether it’s for laughs at the family BBQ or a perfect shower gift for based parents, this bodysuit delivers the punchline right where it counts — on the back.
Product Highlights:
🧵 Supremely soft cotton blend — perfect for delicate little patriots
📏 Lap shoulders for easy, no-drama dressing
🔒 Three-snap closure for quick diaper missions
🔄 Double-sided message: Front = Setup. Back = Knockout.
🤣 Guaranteed to trigger at least one Whole Foods shopper
Product Specs:
100% combed ring-spun cotton in a 1×1 rib
Heather colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd² (170 g/m²)
Lap shoulder envelope neckline
Reinforced three-snap bottom closure
No back seam for comfort
Printed with eco-friendly inks, but don't tell the libs
It’s snarky. It’s bold. It’s 100% accurate.
Designed for parents who value truth over tantrums, this Constitution Cutie™ is part comfy cotton, part cultural commentary. Perfect for Sunday brunch with that one liberal aunt who thinks MSNBC is gospel.
Whether it’s for laughs at the family BBQ or a perfect shower gift for based parents, this bodysuit delivers the punchline right where it counts — on the back.
Product Highlights:
🧵 Supremely soft cotton blend — perfect for delicate little patriots
📏 Lap shoulders for easy, no-drama dressing
🔒 Three-snap closure for quick diaper missions
🔄 Double-sided message: Front = Setup. Back = Knockout.
🤣 Guaranteed to trigger at least one Whole Foods shopper
Product Specs:
100% combed ring-spun cotton in a 1×1 rib
Heather colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd² (170 g/m²)
Lap shoulder envelope neckline
Reinforced three-snap bottom closure
No back seam for comfort
Printed with eco-friendly inks, but don't tell the libs
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| 6M | 12 ½ | 8 ¾ |
| 12M | 13 ½ | 9 ¾ |
| 18M | 14 ½ | 10 ¾ |
| 24M | 15 ½ | 11 ¾ |
| Color |
Black, Heather, Pink |
|---|---|
| Size |
6M, 12M, 18M, 24M |
