IsItTrump | “I Identify As... A Baby” Constitution Cutie™
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IsItTrump | “I Identify As... A Baby” Constitution Cutie™
Finally—a bold identity we can all get behind: BABY.
This hilarious, unapologetic onesie is made for tiny humans with real biological needs like naps, snacks, and the occasional meltdown (you know, like adults on Twitter).
The “I Identify As... A Baby” design throws a clean comedic jab at the cultural chaos, while keeping your little patriot looking cute and comfortable. It’s soft. It’s snug. It’s biologically accurate. And best of all—it’s guaranteed to make at least one liberal relative awkwardly cough into their kombucha.
Perfect for family gatherings, photoshoots, or just letting your mini-American make a stand before they can even stand.
Product Highlights:
🧷 Lap shoulders = Easy outfit swaps, no tantrums required
💪 Cotton comfort for delicate, drama-free skin
🤣 Woke-proof message for sleep-deprived conservative parents
👶 Guaranteed not to identify as anything but legendary
Product Specs:
100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather = 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd² (170 g/m²)
Three-snap closure for fast diaper missions
Lap shoulder envelope neckline for easy over-the-head dressing
Designed to survive milk spills and liberal tears alike
This hilarious, unapologetic onesie is made for tiny humans with real biological needs like naps, snacks, and the occasional meltdown (you know, like adults on Twitter).
The “I Identify As... A Baby” design throws a clean comedic jab at the cultural chaos, while keeping your little patriot looking cute and comfortable. It’s soft. It’s snug. It’s biologically accurate. And best of all—it’s guaranteed to make at least one liberal relative awkwardly cough into their kombucha.
Perfect for family gatherings, photoshoots, or just letting your mini-American make a stand before they can even stand.
Product Highlights:
🧷 Lap shoulders = Easy outfit swaps, no tantrums required
💪 Cotton comfort for delicate, drama-free skin
🤣 Woke-proof message for sleep-deprived conservative parents
👶 Guaranteed not to identify as anything but legendary
Product Specs:
100% combed ring-spun cotton (Heather = 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
Fabric weight: 5 oz./yd² (170 g/m²)
Three-snap closure for fast diaper missions
Lap shoulder envelope neckline for easy over-the-head dressing
Designed to survive milk spills and liberal tears alike
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| 6M | 12 ½ | 8 ¾ |
| 12M | 13 ½ | 9 ¾ |
| 18M | 14 ½ | 10 ¾ |
| 24M | 15 ½ | 11 ¾ |
| Color |
Black, Heather, Pink |
|---|---|
| Size |
6M, 12M, 18M, 24M |
