IsItTrump | Built Back Smaller - Crotch Comedy: Trigger Edition™

Crotch Comedy: Trigger Edition™
Collection: SAFE SPACE INVADERS™

IMPORTANT: These boxer briefs are NOT for Patriots. Do NOT wear these if you have a spine, a sense of humor, or the ability to think for yourself.

These are meant to be gifted, weaponized, and unleashed on the exact kind of soy-soaked, man-bunned, virtue-signaling, leftist crybabies who call you “problematic” at Thanksgiving. You know the type. Your sister’s boyfriend who uses “they/them” pronouns but can’t lift a reusable grocery bag. Your neighbor who called code enforcement over your Trump flag. Your HR manager who starts every Zoom meeting with their pronouns and a disclaimer.

Built Back Smaller is more than just a savage tagline. It’s a medical diagnosis for those who traded testosterone for TikTok activism.

The waistband supports nothing—just like the people you’re gifting them to.

🎯 Gifting Targets Include:
Your liberal brother-in-law who thinks masculinity is “toxic”

The college roommate who cried when Elon bought Twitter

The guy who called the cops on your BBQ because it "smelled like America"

🔥 Product Highlights:
All-over pattern of Trump laughing and pointing (because he knows)

Crotch panel reads: BUILT BACK SMALLER — because it was never big to begin with

Mid-rise cut, but don’t worry: these won’t rise up to the occasion

Lined front pouch to symbolize support (because that’s all the left has)

📦 Product Specs:
US Fabric: 93% polyester, 7% spandex | 7.08 oz./yd² (240 g/m²)

EU Fabric: 96% polyester, 4% spandex | 6.34 oz./yd² (215 g/m²)

Soft, smooth stretch fabric with no back seam

Crotch panel for optical support illusion

Tagless, like the gender identities of your recipients

Size guide